What do you call a penis in England, Russia or the US?

Presidents' and prime minister wives overheard discussing what a penis is called in their native languages.

Cherie Blair says that in England people call it a gentleman because it stands up when women are entering.

Naina Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.

Bernadette Chirac says that in France you call it a curtain because it goes down after the act.

And... Hilary Clinton says that in the USA you call it a rumour because it goes from mouth to mouth.

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