Tom, Dick & Harry

Tom, Dick and Harry join the army. They visit the stores to be issued with their boots. The quartermaster first asks Tom what size he takes.

"Thirteen," replies Tom. "OK", says the officer, reaching for a pair of size thirteen army issue boots.

"Right, Harry, what size are you?" "Fourteen", replies Harry. The quartermaster says "My God you have big feet."

"If you think that's big you should see the size of our Dicks" replies Harry.