Magic rabbit

A man was driving along the road and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so bad that he began to cry.

A blonde woman driving down the road saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car boot and pulled out a spray can.

She walked over to the dead rabbit and sprayed the entire contents of the can on to the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two people and hopped down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two people again, hopped down the road another 10 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 10 feet, turned and waved and repeated this again and again until it was out of sight.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray on to that rabbit?" The woman turned the can round so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."

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