Language barriers

A Polish man moved to the US and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked if a divorce could be arranged.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me!

What makes you think that? - I got proof.

What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

Polish Driving License

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driving license.

He has to take an eye sight test. The clerk shows him a card with the letters:

C   Z   W   I   Z   N   O   S   T   A   C   Z

"Can you read this?" asks the optician.

"Can I read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."

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