Never mind whose side the law is on!

A married couple were driving down the motorway doing 70mph with the husband behind the wheel.

His wife looks over at him and says, "Darling, I know we've been married for fifteen years but... I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 80mph.

She then says "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you are."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheel.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 90mph.

She says, "I want the kids too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 100mph.

She says, "I want the car, the bank account and all the credit cards too. I want it all and I've got the law on my side!"

The husband slowly starts to turn toward a bridge as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here"

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 120mph, "I've got the airbag on my side!"

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