Lunatic Asylum

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum. They came across one individual in the grounds with wild eyes, dishevelled hair, feverishly endeavouring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket.

"His was a sad case," said the attendant.

"Whilst he was at war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man."

"Terrible", said a visitor.

They eventually came to a padded cell in which could be heard the raging like that of a wild beast.

"That's the other man," said the attendant.

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