So this goat walks in...

A goat walks into the job centre and goes up for an interview. The guy behind the screen is a bit thrown. "Hello," he says, "I see you're a goat and frankly we don't get a lot of goats in here. I'll have to talk to my boss regarding the procedure."

A few minutes later he comes back. "I'm so sorry, we can't help you today but my boss says he saw a circus setting up on the edge of town this morning and feels you may have a good chance of a job there."

"Thanks," says the goat, "I'll give it a try, but for the life of me I can't imagine what they'll want a bricklayer for."

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