Gynaecology

In the middle of a gynaecologist's conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various interesting cases they have recently treated.

French gynaecologist: "Only last week, zer was zis woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris ...et was like a melon."

English gynaecologist: "Don't be absurd my good man, it could not possibly have been that big, the poor woman wouldn't have been able to walk if it was."

French gynaecologist: "O la la, you eengleesh, zer you go again, always talkeeng about ze size...

I was talkeeng about ze taste..."

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