Don't wait up!

An accountant leaves a note for his wife one Friday evening that reads: "Dear wife, You must realise that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs you cannot fulfil! By the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary. I'll be home before midnight."

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, You too are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toyboy. Since you are an accountant, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."

Don't wait up!

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