Breaking the breakfast table

A bloke visits his doctor's to have some tests done.

The doctor comes back and says... "I'm not going to beat around the bush, you have Aids."

The bloke is devastated!

"Doctor, what can I do?"

"Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 4lbs of walnuts and 12lbs of peanuts, half a box of All Bran and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The bloke asks "Will that cure me, Doctor?"

The Doctor says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for."

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