Christmas crackers

What does Father Christmas give his reindeer on cold mornings?
Santa freeze.

Which bear is white and smells of peppermint?
A polo bear.

What clothes do lawyers wear in court?
Lawsuits.

Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the shortcuts.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?
Wonkey.

How do you keep cool at a football match?
You stand next to a fan.

What do you serve but never eat?
A tennis ball.

How do you make gold soup?
Put nine carrots in it!

What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refridgerator?
Cool music.