Beckhams silver flask

David Beckham is walking past a shop when he sees a silver object in the window. He enters the shop and asks the assistant: "What is that large silver object in the window?"

"That's a thermos flask" she replies. "What's it for?" David enquires. "It's for keeping hot things hot and cold things cold" the assistant replies. "Great" Becks replies "I'll take one to show Posh." He puts it in his kit bag and goes to training.

In the changing room Roy Keane sees the flask and says "What's that you've got there David." "That's a thermos flask" he replies. "What's it for" asks Roy. "Keeping cold things cold and hot things hot" comes the reply. "So what have you got in it" asks Roy.

Without hesitation the reply comes back "Two choc ices and a cup of coffee."

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